Hum dosti nibhana jante hai

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum “Galaa Dabana” bhi jante hai.

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Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says " chhee Kitni kadvi hai"
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
Aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”


Wife: Why are you waiting here?

Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!

Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!

Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!


Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool-from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water


Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.

Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha



Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Laloo: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

80 year old bachelor

80 year old bachelor puts his matrimony ad in newspaper.
after a month,he gets a letter saying: "miyan! is umar mein farishtey aate hai, ristey nahi......".


He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!




door se dekha to sher tha

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pass jane ka to sawal hi nahi hota.




Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai????????? ......... ......... .

jab sidhu laughter callenge main hans-hans kar har contestent se kahta hai........

bas kar mere baap bas kar......... ......... .....

Funny Baby Accidents