Hum dosti nibhana jante hai

Hum dosti nibhana jante hai.
Zakham tumhare kitne bhi gahre ho,
Hum dawa lagana jaante hai..
Hame bhulane ki galti mat kar na dost,
Hum “Galaa Dabana” bhi jante hai.

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Husband makes a strong peg of whisky
And tells his wife: PI ISKO
WIFE tastes and says " chhee Kitni kadvi hai"
Husband: Aur tu sochti hai ki main Roj aish karta hun

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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
Bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
Aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

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