Phone SMS

Sardar ne Facebook pe account banaya
Usako samjh me nhi aa rha tha ki wall pe kaya likhe
Bahot sochne ke baad usane likha
" Yahan Peshaab Karna Mana Hai"

Saradar goes 2 a Library & asks a Book "PSYCO - The Rapist"
The Librarian searches for 4 hrs, cums back slaps & says -Idiot ,
The book is called Psycotherapist!!!!!!!


The Most innocent heart touching lines said by a true lover to his Girlfriend on breakup...........
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Bahan mera gift to wapas kar de........
Teri Bhabhi ko de dunga..
 

3.Janwaro ki party me ek chuha 4 pack laga ke tunn tha
Billi:- aaj party na hoti na to mai aaj tujhe kha jati
chuha:- chali varna log sochenge nashe me aurat pe hath utha diya.

4.God - wht yor wish?
student -plz mujhe meri school life lauta do
God - beta mane aapse "MANNAT" mangne ko bola tha "JANNAT" nahi.

5. Girl to her BF: is week roz movie dekhenge next week roz shopping karenge
BF-uaske next week ham roz mandir jayege....
GF- wo kyo?
BF- bheekh mangenge.........

6.woh zindagi hi kya jiske jisame friendship nhi.... woh friendship hi kya jisme yaaden nhi wo yaaden hi kya jisame tum nhi wo tum hi kya jisake sath ham nhi.......

7.Race dekhte huye santa ne banta se puchha...inaam kisko milega
banta- jo sabse aage hoga usi ko milega
santa- fir pichhe wale kyo bhaag rhe hai.

8.Santa: oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai
Banta : Rang Ki Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Thoda Kam Sunti Hai..
Santa : English Mein Kahe to 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai


9.One day a lovable couple had divorced.
A person askd d man," u left her or she left u?"
Man simply smiled n said, "LOVE LEFT US"...;-(:-(

10.Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..


11.Princpal: school ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho.?
Santa: sir tusi mera intazar mat kiya karo, School shuru kar diya karo...:-Dgm g
Jailer- Suna hai tum kavi ho.. Kuchh sunaao yaar.
Qaidi - "Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui samjho zindagi khatam  Tumhari...

12.Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently  " everyday u come to meet my brother , don't u hv ur own brother...

13.Dosti... Na kabhi imtihan leti hai,
Na kabhi imtihan deti hai...
dosti vo hai jo barish se bhigte chehre pe bhi aansuo ko pahchan leti hai.

14.When i was in school, someone stole my rough notes.:-(
And now they call it.
"OXFORD DICTIONARY"
Crazy people-)
No claps please
I hate publicity.


15.Neighbour- how ur husband comes on tym regularly??
Wife- i hav just made a simple rule...

''romance will start sharp @ 9....

TEACHR- "Mere Papa Aaj JOB Par Gaye He"
Iska Future Tense Banayo.

Student-Wo Kal B Jayenge Kisi K Baap Me Himmat He To Rok-k Dikhaye


16.Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

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