Big Boss 8 Contestants

Big Boss 8 Contestants
Arya
 Diandra
Deepshika
Gautam
Karishma
 Minissha
 Natasha
Pritam
Praneet
 Puneet
 Sonali
Soni
Sukirti
Sushant
Upen

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108	ATO - 50ps / ATA - 10ps

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71	10	Local A2A 71,000 Sec
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225*	28	Unlimited Local Aircel to Aircel Calls +  Daily 25 Local Aircel to Other minutes Free.

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29	30	90 Loc Minutes/10 STD Minutes
55	28	155 Local minutes
65	28	180 Local/STD minutes
97	15	500 Local Aircel to Aircel & 300 Local Aircel to Other minutes
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DDA Housing Scheme 2014 for 25034 Flats

DDA Housing Scheme 2014

DDA has launched new shceme for 25034 Flats on 1 September 2014. The flat details are provided below. For details on Procedure, Eligibility Conditions, Application Form Fees, Registration money, Important dates etc refer to the scheme brochure.

DETAILS OF FLATS, TENTATIVE COST AND LOCALITY CODES

S. No.

Locality

Locality Code

No. of Flats

Approx. Range of Plinth Area (in sq. meter)

Broad Range of Tentaive Disposal Cost (Rs. in lakhs)

A.  OLD INVENTORY

HIG

1	Rohini Sector-18	11	5	96.49 to 110.44	60.52 to 69.37
2	Jasola	12	4	131.92	108.66
3	Mukharjee Nagar	13	1	164.11	111.80
4	Rohini sector-29	14	9	151.06 to 156.61	92.60 to 96.03
5	Shalimar Bagh	15	1	84.82	37.50
6	Motia Khan	16	1	131.10	120.65

MIG

7	Rohini Ph. 4	21	19	72.28 to 94.54	32.55 to 48.53
8	Rohini, Kalkaji, Kondli Gharoli, Mansarover Park, East of Loni Road & Jhilmil	22	10	65.46 to 84.70	33.19 to 46.00
9	Jahangirpuri	23	8	64.04 to 99.73	32.47 to 71.42
10	Narela	24	12	75.78 to 75.96	28.76 to 38.43

LIG/ONE BED ROOM

11	Rohini	31	81	42.83 to 49.81	14.57 to 27.57
12	Dwarka & Nasirpur	32	2	43.56 to 50.71	19.25 to 21.53
13	Jasola, Molarbund	33	24	39.04 to 57.03	15.38 to 27.85
14	Loknayak Puram, Paschim Vihar	34	234	41.15 to 44.33	16.58 to 19.04
15	Jafrabad, Dilshad Garden, Kondi Gharoli, East of Loni Road	35	69	31.34 to 73.99	14.80 to 27.63
16	Narela	36	41	41.43 to 52.63	14.34 to 16.81

EXPANDABLE HOUSING SCHEME TYPE ''A''

17	Rohini Sector 20 & 25	51	40	35.00	19.80
18	Narela A-6 & A-10	52	89	34.50 to 35.29	12.50 to 13.35

JANTA

19	Rohini, MangolPuri	61	45	19.62 to 28.72	6.57 to 9.90
20	Nasirpur, Dwarka, Bindapur	62	30	20.51 to 27.76	6.10 to 9.30
21	Tigri, Madangiri, Jasola	63	5	20.06 to 23.22	5.87 to 9.60
22	Raghubir Nagar, Paschimpuri, Todapur	64	19	18.85 to 23.17	5.40 to 9.50
23	Kondli Gharoli	65	43	25.10 to 26.58	7.00 to 9.70
24	Narela	66	19	26.11 to 28.07	6.65 to 7.15
Sub Total (A)			811

B.  NEWLY CONSTRUCTED FLATS

MIG

25	Mukharjee Nagar(Cat II)	25	112	126.17 to 126.81	69.25 to 69.60
26	Narela A-9	26	384	109.00	67.38
27	Kalyan Vihar	27	16	75.90 to 90.60	42.00 to 49.00

LIG/ONE BED ROOM

28	Dwarka Sector 23B	41	2360	33.29 to 33.85	17.76 to 18.06
29	Rohini Sector 34 & 35	42	10875	33.29 to 33.85	15.00 to 15.25
30	Narela G-2 & G-8	43	6422	33.29 to 33.85	14.70 to 14.94
31	Siraspur & Narela	44	2920	32.00	20.31
32	Rohini Sector-16	45	50	46.80 to 48.50	20.73 to 21.93

JANTA

33

ORT Rohini Sector 4

67

384

28.20

10.36

E.W.S

34	Shivaji Marg, New Delhi	71	700	25 to 40	6.90 to 11.00
Sub Total (B)			24223
Grand Total (A+B)			25034
# Newly Constructed Advanced Stage of Completion. For EWS Flats-Price of parking will be charged extra on actual basis.

For Download Brochure Click Here

DDA Housing Scheme 2014 (Kotak Bank)

DDA Housing Scheme 2014 (Kotak Mahindra Bank)

Instructions

• Download and go through the brochure in next step.
• Fill application form provided below.
• Make Payment for Form and Registration Fee.

 

View Brochure

  DDA Housing Scheme 2014 Brochure

For Download Brochure Click Here 

DDA Housing Scheme 2014 (Delhi Development Authority)

Read: DDA Housing Scheme 2014 Opens: 10 Things to Know
Also read: DDA Housing Scheme 2014: Should You Apply?


DDA HOUSING SCHEME- 2014 

 

 

MARDAANI Review by KOMAL NAHTA

Mardaani Movie review by KOMAL NAHATA.

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Oh My God!!

OMG - OH MY GOD! is an upcoming comedy film this movie is directed by Umesh Shukla and its produced by Akshay Kumar.

This film is Akshay's 116th Film...Akshay kumar, Paresh Rawal and Mithun Chakraborty is in Lead roles.


Directed by:- Umesh Shukla
Produced by:- 1.Akshay Kumar 2. Ashvini Yardi 3.Paresh Rawa
Written by:-      Umesh Shukla & Bhavesh Mandalia
Music by :-     Himesh Reshammiya and Meet Bros Anjjan
Cinematography:- Sethu Sriram

Cast

    Paresh Rawal (as Kanji Bhai)
    Akshay Kumar (as Krishna Vasudev Yadav)
    Mithun Chakraborty, Poonam Jhawer, Govind Namdeo, Mahesh Manjrekar, Nidhi Subbaiah, Murli Sharma,

    Prabhu Deva in a Special Appearance in song "Go Govinda"
    Sonakshi Sinha in a Special Appearance in song "Go Govinda"
   Salman Khan As Narrator in a Teaser Trailer"

OMG - OH MY GOD! is an variation of the substantially popular perform 'Krishan Vs Kanhaiya'. For those who have considered the perform, get prepared to be amazed by some clean sequences/episodes that have been incorporated in the movie. But those who haven't saw 'Krishan Vs Kanhaiya', then viewing its movie presentation should be a excellent encounter. It has all the components that create a movie work: an exciting assumption, entertaining periods and an underlining concept that forms with you.

Akshay Kumar and Paresh Rawal -- this is a deadly combo when it comes to satirist flicks

Mithun Chakraborty is incredible in a role that has negative shades. Om Puri is exceptional in a cameo. Mahesh Manjrekar is effective




Release on dated September 28, 2012

Mujhe Kya Bechega Rupaiya (Satyamev Jayate)

TV Show -  Satyamev Jayate
Episode -  Against Dowry Practice
Composer - Ram Sampath
Lyricist - Swanand Kirkire
Singer -   Sona Mahapatra


Babul pyare sajna sakha re
Suno o meri maiyya
Bojh nahi main kisi ke sar ka
Naa majhdhar mein naiyya
Patwar banoongi, leharon se ladungi
Arey mujhe kya bechega rupaiya
Ho arey mujhe kya bechega rupaiya

O dear father, o beloved, friend,
Listen o my mother,
I am not a burden on anyone's head,
Nor is my boat in the midstream..
I'll be the oar, I'll fight the waves (against us),
How can money sell me,
O, how could money ever sell me..

Kal baba ki ungli thaame chali thi
Kal baba ki lathi bhi bann jaaungi
Amma tere gharonde ki chidiya hoon main
Daana lekar hi wapas ghar aaungi

Yesterday I was walking holding the father's finger,
Tomorrow I'll become his walking stick too..
O mother I am the bird of your nest,
I'll come back home with grain only..

Jiski fitrat mein hairat samaayi nahi
Jisko daulat se zyada main bhaayi nahi
Aise saajan ki mujhko zaroorat nahi
Naa kehne ka sun lo muhurat yahi
Akeli chalungi, Kismat se milungi
Arey mujhe kya bechega rupaiya
Ho arey mujhe kya bechega rupaiya
Ho ho ho..

In whose nature there is no curiosity*
who didn't like me more than he liked money,
I don't need such a partner..
Listen, this is the time to say no..
I'll walk alone, I'll meet the fate,
How can money sell me!

Dil se dil ke taar toh jude nahi
Do rasmon pe daulat ye kaahe bahe
Hum toh pyaar ki khwahish mein rishte bunein
Do rishton mein lalach hum kaahe sahein
Kya shaadi ke aage zindagi hi nahi
Jo shaadi hisaabo ki keval hai bahi
Aise saajan ki mujhko zaroorat nahi
Naa kehne ka sun lo muhurat yahi

The wires of hearts weren't attached,
then why waste money on a couple of customs?
We weave relations, willing for love..
Why should we bear greed for a couple of such relations..
Is there no life at all ahead of marriage-
that marriage alone is the book of all records?
I don't need such a partner..
Listen, this only is the time to say no..

Subaha si khilungi, Ratiya si bharungi
Arey mujhe kya bechega rupaiya
Ho arey mujhe kya bechega rupayya

Jab jab chaha tune rajj ke rulaya(Mausam)

Tera shehar jjo peechhe chhoot raha

Kuchh andar andar toot raha

Hairaan hain mere do naina

Yeh Jharna khaan se phoot raha

Jab jab chaha tune rajj ke rulaya

Jab jab chaha tune khul ke hansaaya

Jab jab chaha tune khud mein milaya

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Jab jab chaha tune rajj ke rulaya

Jab jab chaha tune khul ke hansaaya

Jab jab chaha tune khud mein milaya

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Mendha tto hai rabba kho gaya

Mendha tto hai rabba kho gaya

Mendha tto hai ho hoye..sab kho gaya

Teri mohabbata ne lut put saayaan

Teriya mohabbata ne sacheya satayaan

Khali haath moli na tu khali hath aaya

Mendha tto hai rabba kho gaya

Mendha tto hai ho hoye..sab kho gaya

Jab jab chaha tune rajj ke rulaya

Jab jab chaha tune khul ke hansaaya

Jab jab chaha tune khud mein milaya

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Maula........

Jab jab chaha tune raj ke rulaya

Jab jab chaha tune khul ke hansaaya

Jab jab chaha tune khud mein milaya

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Kaanch pe chalna aanch mein jalna

Jitne bhi dard hai maayen seh na sake ye jindadi

Zehar ko peenke sooli pe jee ke

Nikle dum kabhi tto in dardo se chhote jindadi

Yun waqt kate meri jaan kate

Kaanch pe chalna aanch mein jalna

Jitne bhi dard hai maayen seh na sake ye jindadi

Teriya judaiyaan agge dukh saare chhote

Teriya judaiyaan agge sukh saare khote

Pal pal hote mere kaleje tothe

Mendha tto hai rabba kho gaya

Dil ki gaagar se saat saagar se chhalke tto kyo ye

Paancho dariya bhi hairaan ho gaye

Saaj tan man ke sone se khanke

Saath mere tha ab tto yeh vaila ho gaye

Tere gham ko mitawaan, kaise tujhko bhulawa

Kaise lagiya nibhawa kaise bhichde ko paawan Kaise

Dil ki gaagar se saat saagar se chhalke tto kyo ye

Paancho dariya bhi hairaan ho gaye

Teriya mohabbata ne haq bhi diye hain

Teriya mohabbata ne dukh bhi diyye hain

Tere liye lakh bar mar ke jiye hain

Mendha tto hai rabba kho gaya

Jab jab chaha tune rajj ke rulaya

Jab jab chaha tune khul ke hansaaya

Jab jab chaha tune khud mein milaya

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Jab jab chaha tune rajj ke rulaya

Jab jab chaha tune khul ke hansaaya

Jab jab chaha tune khud mein milaya

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

Ik tu hi tu hi... tu hi tu hi tu hi

MasterChef India Season 2 winner (Shipra Khanna)

Shipra Khanna is the winner of the super-hit cookery show MasterChef India Season 2. She became winner of Masterchef India Season 2 competing with Salma Shazia Fatima Khan.
She is cooking food since the age of nine years.

Shipra Khanna is separated from her husband and her children are in her husband's custody.
Shipra Khanna took part in Master Chef 2 as another chance in life to get back her kids.

The Grand Finale of Master Chef 2 is going to be graced by the former popular host of the show, actor Akshay Kumar. The finale was filmed last week and the results of the show will be announced on the occasion of New Year, i.e. on 1st January 2012.

Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di Song

Yo Boys I Am Sing Song...
Soup Song..
Flop Song..

Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Rythm Correct
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Maintain Please
Why This Kolaveri ....Aaa Di
Distance-La Moonu Moonu. Moonu Colour Whiteu.
White-U Background Night-U Night-U, Night-U Colour-U Black-U...
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
White Skin-U Girl-U Girl-U, Girl-U Heart-U Black-U,
Eyes-U Eyes-U Meet-U Meet-U, My Future-U Dark-U
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Mama Notes Edhuthuko, Appadiye Kaiyla Snacks Edhuthuko,
Pa Pa Pa Ppaan- Pa Pa Pa Ppaan- Pa Pa Pa Ppaan Pa Pa Ppan
Sariyaa Vaasi...
Super Mama Ready.. Oneee Twooo Three Four..
Whaa Wat-A Change Over Mama.
Ok Mama Now Tune Change-U.
Kaila Glassu..
Only English...
Handula Glass-U, Glass-La Scotch-U Eyes-U Full-Aa Tear-U
Empty Life-U Girl-U Come-U Life-U Reverse Gear-U
Lovvu Lovvu Oh My Lovvu, You Showed Me Bouv-U
Cow-U Cow-U Holy Cow-U, I Want You Hear Now-U
God-U I Am Dying Now-U, She Is Happy How-U
This-U Song-U For Soup Boys-U,

We Don't Have Choice-U
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di

Bigg boss season 5 contestants!!

1. Shakti Kapoor is known for playing comic roles in Bollywood movies. He is notably known for playing vulgar comic and villainous roles. He has starred in several Hindi films. He is also popular for often courting controversies. Now, he will be the only male contestant on the Bigg Boss 5.
2. Nihita Biswas is the wife of convicted murderer Charles Sobhraj, who has been in prison since his arrest in Kathmandu in 2003, following his alleged murder of at least 12 murders. Bigg Boss 5 is her first TV show.
3. Pooja Bedi, the daughter of Kabir Bedi, debut in films with Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar and has acted in several Hindi movies. She was earlier seen in the reality shows like Nach Baliye, Khatron ke Khiladi and Maa Exchange.
4. Mahek Chahal has starred in Salman Khan's Wanted and performed an item song in recently released film Yamla Pagla Deewana. Earlier, she was also featured on a Norwegian reality show.
5. Shonali Nagrani is a model-turned-actress and has starred in movies like Dil Bole Hadippa and Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi. She has also hosted a couple of TV shows.
6. Shraddha Sharma has appeared in Emotional Atyachaar and Love Lockup on Bindaas channel. She made a big news for her alleged relationship with ex-beau Raja Chaudhary, estranged husband of TV actress Shweta Tiwari.
7. Laxmi Narayan Tripathi is a celebrity trans-gender and social activist and was also seen in shows like Sach Ka Saamna and Raaz Picchle Janam Ka.
8. Juhi Parmar is a TV actress, who is known for her role as the title character Kumkum.
9. Raageshwari Loomba is a singer and actor, who acted in films like Aankhen and Main Khiladi Tu Anari.
10. Pooja Mishra is a model-VJ and was a part of The Big Switch on Bindass channel.
11. Sonika Kaliraman appeared in reality shows like Khatron Ke Khiladi and Zor Ka Zatka. she is an indian wrestler. She was the member of Doha Asian Game's indian squad.
12. Vida Samdajai is a former Miss Afghanistan beauty queen. She helped form the US-based Afghan Woman Organization, which aims to educate Afghan women on their rights and raise funds for
    
    educational facilities being put up in key areas in Afghanistan.
13. Gulabi Sapera is also known as Gulabo the Kalbeliya dancer from Rajasthan. She is a part of the international culture and music circuit, jazz bands and a performer in films.
14. Mandeep Bevli is an The leading anchor of Headlines Today TV Channel, she is very popular as TV anchor to the people.

Phone SMS

Sardar ne Facebook pe account banaya
Usako samjh me nhi aa rha tha ki wall pe kaya likhe
Bahot sochne ke baad usane likha
" Yahan Peshaab Karna Mana Hai"

Saradar goes 2 a Library & asks a Book "PSYCO - The Rapist"
The Librarian searches for 4 hrs, cums back slaps & says -Idiot ,
The book is called Psycotherapist!!!!!!!


The Most innocent heart touching lines said by a true lover to his Girlfriend on breakup...........
 !
!
!
Bahan mera gift to wapas kar de........
Teri Bhabhi ko de dunga..
 

3.Janwaro ki party me ek chuha 4 pack laga ke tunn tha
Billi:- aaj party na hoti na to mai aaj tujhe kha jati
chuha:- chali varna log sochenge nashe me aurat pe hath utha diya.

4.God - wht yor wish?
student -plz mujhe meri school life lauta do
God - beta mane aapse "MANNAT" mangne ko bola tha "JANNAT" nahi.

5. Girl to her BF: is week roz movie dekhenge next week roz shopping karenge
BF-uaske next week ham roz mandir jayege....
GF- wo kyo?
BF- bheekh mangenge.........

6.woh zindagi hi kya jiske jisame friendship nhi.... woh friendship hi kya jisme yaaden nhi wo yaaden hi kya jisame tum nhi wo tum hi kya jisake sath ham nhi.......

7.Race dekhte huye santa ne banta se puchha...inaam kisko milega
banta- jo sabse aage hoga usi ko milega
santa- fir pichhe wale kyo bhaag rhe hai.

8.Santa: oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai
Banta : Rang Ki Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Thoda Kam Sunti Hai..
Santa : English Mein Kahe to 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai


9.One day a lovable couple had divorced.
A person askd d man," u left her or she left u?"
Man simply smiled n said, "LOVE LEFT US"...;-(:-(

10.Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..


11.Princpal: school ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho.?
Santa: sir tusi mera intazar mat kiya karo, School shuru kar diya karo...:-Dgm g
Jailer- Suna hai tum kavi ho.. Kuchh sunaao yaar.
Qaidi - "Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui samjho zindagi khatam  Tumhari...

12.Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently  " everyday u come to meet my brother , don't u hv ur own brother...

13.Dosti... Na kabhi imtihan leti hai,
Na kabhi imtihan deti hai...
dosti vo hai jo barish se bhigte chehre pe bhi aansuo ko pahchan leti hai.

14.When i was in school, someone stole my rough notes.:-(
And now they call it.
"OXFORD DICTIONARY"
Crazy people-)
No claps please
I hate publicity.


15.Neighbour- how ur husband comes on tym regularly??
Wife- i hav just made a simple rule...

''romance will start sharp @ 9....

TEACHR- "Mere Papa Aaj JOB Par Gaye He"
Iska Future Tense Banayo.

Student-Wo Kal B Jayenge Kisi K Baap Me Himmat He To Rok-k Dikhaye


16.Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata



Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki


Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.

Software Engineer and his Wife.....

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - Oh God !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time

Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.

Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.

Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?

Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?

Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?

Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?

Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - I will go to my dad's house.

Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.

Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.

Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going

Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .