Arithmatical Magic!!

Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!!

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321

1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111

9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?

And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O- R- K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F- G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did..

Have a nice day & God bless!

ALL SMAS'S

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai,
nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
lagta hai dushmanon se guzarish karni padegi,
dost to ab yaad kiya nahi karte.

Humein hasne-hasane ki aadat hai,
nazron se nazar milane ki aadat hai,
par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili,
jinhe nazar jhukake sharmane ki aadat hai.

Bahut dur magar bahut paas rehte ho,
aankho se dur magar dil ke paas rehte ho,
mujhe bas itna bata do,
kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho?

Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,
koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,
bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.

Jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
tumko bhi koi shaks yaad aayega,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gam ko,
jab aapke sath guzara samay yaad aayega.

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
humein roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain,
tum kyon chale aate ho.

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
najar ko badlo, nazaare badal jayenge,
kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi,
dishaon ko badlo, kinare badal jayenge.

Har pal pe aapka hi naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salaam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai meri ek din waqt bhi aapke saath hoga.

Najar se najar ko churaoge kab tak,
Dosti aakhir chupaoge kab tak,
Tumhe mere paigam milte rahenge yuhin,
Humein yaad kiye bina rah paoge kabtak.

Dosti to sirf ek ittefaq hai,
Ye to dilo ki mulaqat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti ki ye din hai ki raat hai,
Is me to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai.

Matlabi hai ye duniya,
Yahan kaun kiska hota hai,
Dhokha bhi wahi deta hain,
Jis pe bharosa hota hai.

Aandhi aati hain,
tufaaan chale jaate hain,
Yaadein rah jaati hain,
insaan chale jaate hain.

Ujala mangne aaya tha roshni ki bheekh,
Ham apna ghar na jalate to aur kya karte,
Bichad ke tumse na milna to ek bahana tha,
Mujhe to sirf tera wada aajmana tha.

Birth is the start of life,
Beauty is the art of life,
Mystery & risk are part of life,
But true friends………like u are the heart of life.


Kaun rakhta hai yaad naamo ko,
Log chehro ko bhool jate hai,
Tum samander ki baat karte ho,
Log aankho me doob jate hai.

Jeevan me safalta ke liye 3 factory jarur lagao.
1.Brain me ice factory
2.Juban me sugar factory
3.Heart me love factory

Dosti naam hai jindagi ka,
Shuru vishwas se hoti hai,
Is se badhkar koi nata nahi,
Khatm akhiri saans pe hoti hai.

There r 20 “angels” in this world.
10 r sleeping. 9 r playing.
And 1 is reading this msg.

6 Rules 2 be live happy---
1. Never Hate
2. Don’t Worry
3. Live Simple
4. Expect Little
5. Give A Lot
6. Always Smile

Smile is a language of love.
Smile is a source to win hearts.
Smile is a name of lovely mood.
Smile creates greatness in personality.
So smile 4ever.

I advice – Take care,
I request – Don’t change,
I wish – Don’t forget me,
I truth – I miss u.
I hope we will always be good friend.


kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai
ye msg ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega
jab tak free sms ka saath hai..!!

Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
apka pyar hamesha is dil me rahega,
chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.!

Hotho se jo choo liya Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai Aur sanson mein Aag ab tak hain,
Aur kyon na ho... Khaayi Bhi to ''''HARI Mirch'''' hai.

What an example!!! (Must Read)

There were about 70 scientists working on a very hectic project. All of them were really frustrated due to the pressure of work and the demands of their boss but everyone was loyal to him and did not think of quitting the job.

One day, one scientist came to his boss and told him - Sir, I have promised to my children that I will take them to the exhibition going on in our township. So I want to leave the office at 5 30 pm.

His boss replied "OK, You’re permitted to leave the office early today" The Scientist started working. He continued his work after lunch. As usual he got involved to such an extent that he looked at his watch when he felt he was close to completion. The time was 8.30 PM. Suddenly he remembered of the promise he had given to his children.

He looked for his boss, He was not there. Having told him in the morning itself, he closed everything and left for home. Deep within himself, he was feeling guilty for having disappointed his children.
He reached home. Children were not there. His wife alone was sitting in the hall and reading magazines.

The situation was explosive, any talk would boomerang on him. His wife asked him "Would you like to have coffee or shall I straight away serve dinner if you are hungry.

The man replied "If you would like to have coffee, i too will have but what about Children ??"
Wife replied "You don’t know ?? Your manager came here at 5.15 PM and has taken the children
to the exhibition "

What had really happened was ... The boss who granted him permission was observing him working
seriously at 5.00 PM. He thought to himself, this person will not leave the work, but if he has promised
his children they should enjoy the visit to exhibition.

So he took the lead in taking them to exhibition. The boss does not have to do it every time.
But once it is done, loyalty is established. That is why all the scientists at Thumba continued to work under their boss even though the stress was tremendous.

By the way , can you hazard a guess as to who the boss was..?

He was none other than Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam, Ex-President of India .. . .

.................LIFE....................

A man is talking to God...

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between- the-sexes kind of
jokes.

Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?
A1: The answer that men give: To give him the chance to enjoy Heaven on
Earth for a few moments.
A2: The answer that women give: Everyone makes a draft first!
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Fred is 32 years old and he is still single.

One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who
will be a good wife?"

Fred replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when
I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."

His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution,
just find a girl who's just like your mother."

A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the
perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"

With a frown on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She
was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."

The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"

Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."
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An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first
day of school. "If you promise not to believe everything your child says
happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says
happens at home.
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A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?
B: Yes, of course.
A: Great! I never could before!
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Why couldn't Cinderella be a good soccer player?

She lost her shoe, she ran away from the ball, and her coach was a pumpkin.

(Requires basic knowledge of the Cinderella story and that both ball
and coach have double meanings.)
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an
"I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from
the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone
crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you
going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?
A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit)
(Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)

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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of
them!"
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This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.
A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.) A: What do you call a dead deer with no
eyes?
B: Still no idea.

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A: Meet my new born brother.
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
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Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters?
A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel. (No L)
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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
A: An envelope.
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Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?
A: Wet.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A: A stick.
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Q: Where do you find giant snails?
A: On the ends of their fingers.
(Giants' nails.)
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Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.
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Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
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These need to be written. Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: A piiig. Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

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Q: What do elephants have that no other animal has?
A: Baby elephants.
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Depending on where you live, students will enjoy this one. Q: What do
you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.

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Q: What did the ocean say to the beach?
A: Nothing, it just waved! Submitted by: Eric Stein

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The First 3 Years of Marriage
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". The next
day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You
can have mine."

Enjoy the special edition.........of shayeri

1)
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ..

Waah! Waah!
.
. Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ..
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

2)

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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.
Waah! Waah!
.

Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

3)
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!

.
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..

.
Waah! Waah!
.

Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

4)

Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
.

Waah! Waah!

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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ..
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Waah! Waah!
.
.

Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

5)

Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
.
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
.
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.
.

"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..

!!"



7)

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ..
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ..
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

8)
2 Cockroach Gaana Gaa Rahe Thhe : "Aashiq Banaaya
Aapne" ..

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Dono Marr Gaye ...
.
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Because Gaana "HIT" Tha ..

9)

Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
.
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Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
.
.
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Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

The real Love story

This is a real story of a young college girl who
Passed away last month in Chandigarh.

Her name was Neha
She was hit by a truck.

She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend
named Rajiv.
Both of them are true lovers. They always used to talk on the
phone.
You can never see her without her cell phone. In fact she
also changed her SIM card
from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.

She used spends half of the day talking with Rajiv.
Neha's family knew about their relationship. Rajiv
is still very close with Neha's family. (just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away she always told her
friends. 'If I pass away please burn me with my
cell phone' she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people couldn't carry her body,
A lot of them tried to do so but still could' t.Everybody had tried to carry the body, the result
was still the same. They jus could not lift the body.. Eventually, they called a person who knew one of their neighbors, who could speak
with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly.

After a few minutes, he said 'this girl misses something here.' Then her
friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
He then opened the grave box and place her phone and SIM card inside the
casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and
they carried it into the van easily.

All of us were shocked. Neha's parents did not inform Rajiv that
Neha had passed away.



After 2 weeks Rajiv called Neha's mom.....

Rajiv :....'Aunty, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me.
Don't tell Neha that I'm coming home today, I want to surprise her.'
Her mother replied..... 'You come home first, I want to tell you
something very important.'

After he came, they told him the truth about Neha.
Rajiv though that they were playing the fool. He was laughing and
said 'don't try to fool me - tell Neha to come out, I have a gift for her. Please stop
this nonsense'.

Then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Rajiv started to sweat) He
said... 'Its not true. We spoke yesterday. She still calls me.
Rajiv was shaking.

Suddenly, Rajiv's phone rang. 'see this is from Neha, see this....'
he showed the phone to Neha's family. all of them told him to
answer. he talked using the loudspeaker mode.

All of them heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming.

It is the actual voice of Neha & there is no way others could use her
SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box. They were so shocked and asked
for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal persons) help
again. He brought his master to solve this matter.



He & his master worked for 5 hours.



Then they discovered one thing which really shocked
them...

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Hutch/ vodaphone has the best coverage.

Where ever you go, the network follows!!!


Don't shout at me Enjoy this like me.



Trust me U laugh a lot and have a good time passsss...................

Imagine picture

All this happens with Most Husbands on each salary day....

Wife: Where is your salary

Wife: Show me your Pockets...

Husband: I'll not give the money...... U spend all of my salary.....! !!!

Wife: Give me way..... I am going for shopping

Wife:Thanks Sweetheart....................bye:)

Get Married

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.
His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was,
and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood.

With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same.

So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all
the girls that I love,dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''

His mother smiling said to him,


''Don't worry my son,
you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son

MEANING OF THE WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(L)ove

(Y)ou

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?

Because:

(W)ashing

(I)roning

(F)ooding

(E)ntertainment

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?

Because:

(H)ousing

(U)nderstanding

(S)haring

(B)uying

(A)nd

(N)ever

(D)emanding

Do you know that a simple "HELLO" can be a sweet one?

Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfrien d).

The word HELLO means :

(H)ow are you?

(E)verything all right?

(L)ike to hear from you

(L)ove to see you soon!

(O)bviously, I miss you...