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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di Song


Yo Boys I Am Sing Song...
Soup Song..
Flop Song..
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Rythm Correct
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Maintain Please
Why This Kolaveri ....Aaa Di
Distance-La Moonu Moonu. Moonu Colour Whiteu.
White-U Background Night-U Night-U, Night-U Colour-U Black-U...
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
White Skin-U Girl-U Girl-U, Girl-U Heart-U Black-U,
Eyes-U Eyes-U Meet-U Meet-U, My Future-U Dark-U
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Mama Notes Edhuthuko, Appadiye Kaiyla Snacks Edhuthuko,
Pa Pa Pa Ppaan- Pa Pa Pa Ppaan- Pa Pa Pa Ppaan Pa Pa Ppan
Sariyaa Vaasi...
Super Mama Ready.. Oneee Twooo Three Four..
Whaa Wat-A Change Over Mama.
Ok Mama Now Tune Change-U.
Kaila Glassu..
Only English...
Handula Glass-U, Glass-La Scotch-U Eyes-U Full-Aa Tear-U
Empty Life-U Girl-U Come-U Life-U Reverse Gear-U
Lovvu Lovvu Oh My Lovvu, You Showed Me Bouv-U
Cow-U Cow-U Holy Cow-U, I Want You Hear Now-U
God-U I Am Dying Now-U, She Is Happy How-U
This-U Song-U For Soup Boys-U,
We Don't Have Choice-U
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di
Why This Kolaveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Bigg boss season 5 contestants!!

  1. Shakti Kapoor is known for playing comic roles in Bollywood movies. He is notably known for playing vulgar comic and villainous roles. He has starred in several Hindi films. He is also popular for often courting controversies. Now, he will be the only male contestant on the Bigg Boss 5.
  2. Nihita Biswas is the wife of convicted murderer Charles Sobhraj, who has been in prison since his arrest in Kathmandu in 2003, following his alleged murder of at least 12 murders. Bigg Boss 5 is her first TV show.
  3. Pooja Bedi, the daughter of Kabir Bedi, debut in films with Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar and has acted in several Hindi movies. She was earlier seen in the reality shows like Nach Baliye, Khatron ke Khiladi and Maa Exchange.
  4. Mahek Chahal has starred in Salman Khan's Wanted and performed an item song in recently released film Yamla Pagla Deewana. Earlier, she was also featured on a Norwegian reality show.
  5. Shonali Nagrani is a model-turned-actress and has starred in movies like Dil Bole Hadippa and Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi. She has also hosted a couple of TV shows.
  6. Shraddha Sharma has appeared in Emotional Atyachaar and Love Lockup on Bindaas channel. She made a big news for her alleged relationship with ex-beau Raja Chaudhary, estranged husband of TV actress Shweta Tiwari.
  7. Laxmi Narayan Tripathi is a celebrity trans-gender and social activist and was also seen in shows like Sach Ka Saamna and Raaz Picchle Janam Ka.
  8. Juhi Parmar is a TV actress, who is known for her role as the title character Kumkum.
  9. Raageshwari Loomba is a singer and actor, who acted in films like Aankhen and Main Khiladi Tu Anari.
  10. Pooja Mishra is a model-VJ and was a part of The Big Switch on Bindass channel.
  11. Sonika Kaliraman appeared in reality shows like Khatron Ke Khiladi and Zor Ka Zatka. she is an indian wrestler. She was the member of Doha Asian Game's indian squad.
  12. Vida Samdajai is a former Miss Afghanistan beauty queen. She helped form the US-based Afghan Woman Organization, which aims to educate Afghan women on their rights and raise funds for

    educational facilities being put up in key areas in Afghanistan.
  13. Gulabi Sapera is also known as Gulabo the Kalbeliya dancer from Rajasthan. She is a part of the international culture and music circuit, jazz bands and a performer in films.
  14. Mandeep Bevli is an The leading anchor of Headlines Today TV Channel, she is very popular as TV anchor to the people.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Phone SMS

Sardar ne Facebook pe account banaya
Usako samjh me nhi aa rha tha ki wall pe kaya likhe
Bahot sochne ke baad usane likha
" Yahan Peshaab Karna Mana Hai"

Saradar goes 2 a Library & asks a Book "PSYCO - The Rapist"
The Librarian searches for 4 hrs, cums back slaps & says -Idiot ,
The book is called Psycotherapist!!!!!!!


The Most innocent heart touching lines said by a true lover to his Girlfriend on breakup...........
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Bahan mera gift to wapas kar de........
Teri Bhabhi ko de dunga..
 

3.Janwaro ki party me ek chuha 4 pack laga ke tunn tha
Billi:- aaj party na hoti na to mai aaj tujhe kha jati
chuha:- chali varna log sochenge nashe me aurat pe hath utha diya.

4.God - wht yor wish?
student -plz mujhe meri school life lauta do
God - beta mane aapse "MANNAT" mangne ko bola tha "JANNAT" nahi.

5. Girl to her BF: is week roz movie dekhenge next week roz shopping karenge
BF-uaske next week ham roz mandir jayege....
GF- wo kyo?
BF- bheekh mangenge.........

6.woh zindagi hi kya jiske jisame friendship nhi.... woh friendship hi kya jisme yaaden nhi wo yaaden hi kya jisame tum nhi wo tum hi kya jisake sath ham nhi.......

7.Race dekhte huye santa ne banta se puchha...inaam kisko milega
banta- jo sabse aage hoga usi ko milega
santa- fir pichhe wale kyo bhaag rhe hai.

8.Santa: oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai
Banta : Rang Ki Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Thoda Kam Sunti Hai..
Santa : English Mein Kahe to 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai


9.One day a lovable couple had divorced.
A person askd d man," u left her or she left u?"
Man simply smiled n said, "LOVE LEFT US"...;-(:-(

10.Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..


11.Princpal: school ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho.?
Santa: sir tusi mera intazar mat kiya karo, School shuru kar diya karo...:-Dgm g
Jailer- Suna hai tum kavi ho.. Kuchh sunaao yaar.
Qaidi - "Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati Hamari..
Jis Din zamaanat hui samjho zindagi khatam  Tumhari...

12.Cute punch:-
A small girl looks at his brother's girlfriend and asks innocently  " everyday u come to meet my brother , don't u hv ur own brother...

13.Dosti... Na kabhi imtihan leti hai,
Na kabhi imtihan deti hai...
dosti vo hai jo barish se bhigte chehre pe bhi aansuo ko pahchan leti hai.

14.When i was in school, someone stole my rough notes.:-(
And now they call it.
"OXFORD DICTIONARY"
Crazy people-)
No claps please
I hate publicity.


15.Neighbour- how ur husband comes on tym regularly??
Wife- i hav just made a simple rule...

''romance will start sharp @ 9....

TEACHR- "Mere Papa Aaj JOB Par Gaye He"
Iska Future Tense Banayo.

Student-Wo Kal B Jayenge Kisi K Baap Me Himmat He To Rok-k Dikhaye


16.Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata



Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki


Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.












Saturday, January 8, 2011

Software Engineer and his Wife.....

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - Oh God !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .