Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”


Wife: Why are you waiting here?

Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!

Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!

Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!


Santa: I have swallowed a key.

Doctor: When?

Santa: 3 months back!

Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool-from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water


Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain


Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi.

Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi k maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha



Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:

"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."

Laloo: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?

Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!